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Re: Police Comments

Humbugger — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:19:01 -0000

Where I used to live, I'd support the cops... but since moving to Phoenix, I've found that, being Caucasian and small framed, for some reason, the cops here are just DICKS to me.
So long as I live in this city, I'll feel the need to fend for myself--it'll sound bigoted of me, but since I'm white, I can't expect any help from the cops here.

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Dave — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:01:30 -0000

The reason we think cops are assholes, is because usually they act like assholes. For example, I live in the meth capital of the U.S.A. But, instead of spending their time trying to solve the drug problem, I'm getting parking tickets because I was parked 2 inches to far away from the curb. Or my friend is getting pulled over for going 3mph over the speed limit. Or, it could be the fact that I have gotten two tickets in the last year, both of which I had to take to court and were thrown out because, gasp, there was actually no f'ing law against what I did, in fact the law explicitly states that what I did was OK. (Apparently, using a road that has just been built, that is going to be two lanes each way, can be used as if it's already a two lane road - I'm allowed to pass the van going 10mph). But yeah, being called a liar when I explained to the cop that what I'm doing is legal, and I know it is because I've already taken it to court, and asking him to please look it up before I get ANOTHER ticket and have to waste another day at court AGAIN, and then having him tell me he's not going to waste his time... that really made my day. Cops are such GREAT people. I think I'd rather fend for myself if someone ever tries to rob me, better than relying on our B.S. "justice" system.

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Terry Wagar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 07:54:23 -0000

Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan's purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority's and media
I'm disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I'm poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I'm backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
And how many god damn John Ray's in authority are there in portland oregon!
You damn serial killer.
Where did Mrs Dash keep her stash? in A Garlic Salt Shaker!
What did Doubleclick do with his Dick? You Pedophile!

http://portland.indymedia.o...

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Jezzy — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:21:29 -0000

well not the part were Andrew's mom was taken to jail about the trash bags but other than that yea

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Jezzy — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:20:16 -0000

ha ha that's just funny... eh people deserve it now aday's and not all cops are pigs in your mind your probably thinking of the one's you see on the new's were they go to jail for randomely beating someone up blah blah but these people they were doing their job and being honest at it to face the hard facts people do speak the truth and their not going to sugar coat it for you it's not a cops job to do that :D so GO COPS!!!

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Andrew — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 04:10:00 -0000

Some of you people are saying 'oh, they deserve what they get, because they're criminals'

Not true in all cases. Take my mom for example. her good friend was dating a cop, who was an asshole, and my mom convinced her friend to break it off with the cop. Shortly thereafter, cops were harassing my mom for anything they could, eventually taking her to jail over us having a couple of bags of trash by our back door, citing it as a city ordinance violation. Let me reiterate. THEY TOOK HER TO JAIL. OVER 3 EFFING TRASH BAGS. ON OUR OWN PROPERTY. Some cops, really are just assholes.

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Colby — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:19:51 -0000

The simple fact is, most criminals are idiots. Hence the criminal part...anyway, I think that the majority of cops do what is well within the requirements and appropriate actions in order to enforce the law. They do their job. These comments are hilarious for the most part, and I bet that, within context, you guys would find that they were appropriate. I believe that most cops are fine people. Although I'm not naive enough to believe that they're ALL good. There is a bad apple in every bunch, and that doesn't just mean cops. It's that way with every type of job, because some people are just moronic @$$holes.

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matt — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 15:07:56 -0000

i love these. hilarious.

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Perfectly willing to laugh — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:13:29 -0000

Dude, If I'm gonna get arrested, I want a laugh or two while I'm doing it. These cops are my heroes! Keep it up!

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baconbuster — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 20:15:20 -0000

I dont trust many cops ... but workin with fukin rejects all day would take it's toll on me too... I would probally be a dickhead cop too

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piedpiper — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:07:36 -0000

oh and Azrael....your parents are the ones who checks off the box when you are born stating you get a SS#...there is an option...blame your parents...STFU

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piedpiper — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:05:12 -0000

haha yeh my husband was ticketed for speeding in a construction zone by one of those photo stop cameras. he said it was ridiculous. then while driving i watched this guy run a red turn signal and the camera went off. husband said it wasnt right and it "invades our freedom and liberty" i told him what if someone was walkin on the crosswalk and got hit by that a-hole. he said "its the principal of the thing" whatever. then i asked him what if we got rid of the cameras and put more cops on the street to catch these guys. then everyone would be pissed. i told him its common sense, that guy shouldnt be drivin that way and it "invades my freedom to drive in a safe environment" seriously....the light is red...you have to wait your friggin turn like the rest of us...it was nice to watch 3 ppl in a row get ticketed from those cameras turning when the light was red....

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Azrael — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 05:11:36 -0000

I believe all drug laws and personal safety laws should be stricken from the book. The only reason they are there is to make money for the government. Do you really believe that they really give a damn about your personal welfare? No, not at all. It all comes down to money. Every person is numbered (SS#) and that number is put into an equation to figure out what your average expected monetary gain for the government would be. This is your work hours, and the taxes over your entire life. Say you get hurt, or killed, and cant work anymore. It botches their equation and fucks up the system. THIS is the only reason for these laws.

As for cops being dicks, yeah, they are for the most part. I gave up all hope with cops when I got held up at gunpoint in front of a club and the cops blamed me for being out late. I dont call the cops for shit anymore. I shoot first and explain later

On a side note, major highways should have a speed minimum, not a speed maximum. Most wrecks are caused by slow drivers. Grant you most fatalities from wrecks are from speed, but that should be a personal decision. According to statistics the Autobahn is one of the safest roads in the world to drive on.

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Argentus — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:26:26 -0000

Geez, guys, cut the cops some slack.

To even become a cop these days, you have to compete with between 300 to upwards of 900 people for every available job slot, go through a vigorous weeding process that will make your head spin, a boot camp-like academy, and then you get tossed out onto the street where you see the worst humanity has to offer day in and day out for your entire professional life, work through most, if not all the holidays in your first 10 years or so, and wonder if you're coming home at all that night far more often than you'd like. All this for somewhere between $35 and $50k to start and maybe $75-90k when you retire in an environment where the public second-guesses your every move, and most people hate you for catching them doing something that's against the law and then holding them to account for it. Quite frankly, combat soldiers often have it easier.

I know this because for a while, I wanted to be one. Then I realized that IT was easier to get into, more lucrative, and more conducive to a happy personal life.

Yeah, it hardens them a bit.

Cut 'em some slack.

Yeah, a lot of them are pretty hard, cynical, and short on social graces by the time they've been on the force for a few years, but that same guy who treated you like a jerk would probably take a bullet for you. He just doesn't want to take a bullet FIRED by you. Not today. So he's going to come on very strong and harsh, make a few witty threats, and send you on your way. He's also going to make the experience unpleasant on purpose, because if it sucks dealing with him, maybe you'll think twice about doing whatever got his attention in the first place.

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Katy — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:07:15 -0000

There are good and bad cops. Not all of them are assholes. I'm sure some of those comments were said in jest. I've met some cool police officers. They aren't assholes just because they do their job.
I've been arrested so I'm not biased...and I still think that not all cops are assholes.

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ELT — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:40:28 -0000

The whole speeding ticket thing has nothing to do with the police officers that are charged with writing them. Our speed limits were written 40+ years ago, when cars had drum brakes, narrow bias-ply tires, and simple suspensions. The engineers that designed our highways expected speed limits of 75, and that was in the '60s. The automobiles of today can safely do 85 MPH on today's superhighways. Enforcement of speed limits today has more to do with revenue production than safety. The actual issues that highway patrolmen should be concentrating on concern impeding the flow of traffic; left-lane squatters, cell-phone users, etc. If drivers obeyed the "drive right, pass left" laws that allow germany's autobahnen to flow along at 100 MPH, most of the other issues would work themselves out. People would not drive at "10 MPH over the speed limit", they would drive at the highest speed they were comfortable at for everyday driving (mine happens to be 90). The system would work itself out, as people will not drive at a sustained speed that makes them uncomfortable. Then we could allow the police officers that are currently wasting their time sitting in speed traps to use their time more productively; that is, looking for actual criminals.

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Brentley — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:44:38 -0000

cops are not funny. they are clever when they're about to bang you downtown. i should know, i've been arrested 98 times in 3 states for drunk driving, petty theft, public urination, disturbances, all those party crimes. if they aren't cooperative they crack jokes at your expense to make the brother officers laugh. then they force feed you donuts until your lips are cracked and you sneeze powder and jelly for an hour afterwards.

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matt — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:56:43 -0000

the one about mickey mouse bein a cat or a dog is hilarious lol cops are only assholes if you are in fact an asshole towards cops. If you're nice to them then they show you all the respect. Im speaking from experience but then again there are also people who are experienced but are just so thick they havnt worked that out yet.

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sean — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:59:41 -0000

#..."have you had anything to drink tonight?" "i had a few earlier" "ok i was just wondering because you have a flask in your backseat"

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el tipo — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:14:11 -0000

i tought of this being pretty cool, i can't pelive ppl complain about this? in my country cops are way different

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julianna — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:21:17 -0000

i found it hilarious.
shit, i'd say stuff like that too if i were a cop.

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Ellie — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:36:56 -0000

Why are you all complaining about how mean they are? I bet you if you didnt hear that they were cops, but instead thought they were regular people, you'd find it hilarious.

Instead of complaining about how mean and horrible cops are, why dont you instead think about how lucky you are to have people like this protect you every day? And if you dont want to get in trouble, how bout you take some responsibility and not do something stupid that gets the cops on your case.

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Hate Yourself For Being Stupid — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:05:40 -0000

In a way, policemen are like our national guard. They risk their lives to protect the citizens of our cities, counties, perishes, whatever, from the real assholes and trouble makers of the US. Its pretty fucking obvious, you break the law, you suffer the consequences. I understand some may think laws are meant to be broken, but give the guys a break. Its just like if you were doing your job correctly and some random person calls you a fucking dick because you did something right. GIVE THEM THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE! I've been pulled over numerous occasions and not once did I doubt what they were doing. And yes, some are corrupt, but that doesn't mean they all are. You people think that bashing the protectors of your rights are assholes? Lets see you go risk your life for someone you don't know.

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chris — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:16:01 -0000

Not every cop is on the S.W.A.T. team, so drop that stressful job shit. There's no stress in writing tickets, and busting stoners. Last month a man was riding a bike through the parking lot in front of my apartment, a cop pulled up next to him and asked hi, what he was doing. The guy explained he just left his friends apartment (which he had), and was on his way home. The cop then asked him to take him to his friends apartment so he could ask his friend some questions. That is fucked up, the guy stopped for riding his bike. Then the cop forced his way into the guys apartment, and started looking for anything he could to make an arrest. He gave up after twenty minutes or so, but that is the main reason I don't like cops. I could give a shit about all my tickets.

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popo — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:04:47 -0000

I'm a cop, I have a masters degree in psychology. I also have a teaching certificate. I'm also a firearms instructor, a field training officer. I recently received my state's Police Officer of the Year Award, along with the Medal of Valor, and Heroism. Saving a life of someone who called me the very names that so many of you have on here. I hope to God, the next time your in trouble, you call a crackhead... cause I risk my life everyday for POS. you are welcome