DISQUS

Everything Random: Everything Random

  • ur daddy · 10 months ago
    gay
  • DAD?! · 10 months ago
    DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
  • ur daddy · 10 months ago
    stfu son. you were always a disappointment
  • TehPariateBeay · 10 months ago
    Arrrr!
  • God · 10 months ago
    I get it!
  • Jesus · 10 months ago
    stfu, dad. No you don't!
  • DAD?! · 10 months ago
    Dad!? I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU BISH
  • Flying Spagetti Monster · 10 months ago
    You two don't even exist.
  • ballsack · 10 months ago
    weird. the town i live in is warminster, but i dont think this same one :)
  • King Arthur · 10 months ago
    Don't make me go medieval on your ass FSM!
  • Yoda · 10 months ago
    Why do you react like that hmm? we all know he is a dissapointment hmm, yes? so STFU biatches you must!!
  • Siddhārtha Gautama · 10 months ago
    Now, now, let them all have their say. You never know what intriguing incites they might have.
  • Abraham · 10 months ago
    If you want to be rid of pirates once and for all, follow me to the sea...
  • L. Ron Hubbard · 10 months ago
    stfu Abe, if you want to be saved, cross the bridge to total freedom with ME...
  • Johnny Walker · 10 months ago
    Pirates go to heaven...and church is totally awesome
  • Shakespeare · 10 months ago
    Thou art a witch!
  • medic · 10 months ago
    THE DAD IS A SPY!!
  • 16 year old girl · 10 months ago
    omg ths is so fnny! i lve ths stuff OMG ur so funny dad XD
  • It's True, · 10 months ago
    I love you, internet.
  • The Internet · 10 months ago
    Pirates are human too, you cruel cruel people
  • borkowqk · 10 months ago
    hai guys this is a sign doh wtf ::: LOL ::: i dunno
  • Olmnec · 10 months ago
    pirates only go to heaven if they can correctly assemble the silver monkey
  • Christian Bale · 10 months ago
    You're all fucking AMATEURS!
  • =D · 10 months ago
    LMAO i this was so random it made my day, thanks guys (: that was seriously awesome.
    and yeah, the picture was okay too.
  • contractor · 10 months ago
    thats no way to talk to a lady
  • Booop · 10 months ago
    I get it!

    The service is at 9 and 11. Hilarious!
  • Daughter · 10 months ago
    dad, cut back on the happy pills, and go back to bed. How did you even get on my computer anyways?
  • Captain Ahab! · 10 months ago
    Call me Ishmael!
  • Homer Simpson · 10 months ago
    Moby Dick is about being yourself!
  • Dirty Hippy · 10 months ago
    Make Love, not Warminster!
  • ninja · 10 months ago
    Why is no one listening to me? Can't you see my comments?
  • Grandma · 10 months ago
    You better go back to bed son!! dont you be texting after dark
  • nursing home attendant · 10 months ago
    *TAZER!*

    *drags grandma off*
  • Chuck Norris · 8 months ago
    Shut up before I kick all of your asses!
  • Asshole · 8 months ago
    Shopped. I can tell by the pixels.
  • A Cow · 8 months ago
    To err is human, to moo bovine
  • Darth Vader · 6 months ago
    No, I am your father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • /b · 6 months ago
    comment /fail
  • A virgin girl · 6 months ago
    mmmmmmm
  • Little boy · 6 months ago
    Im 12 years old and what is this?
  • Kind stranger in a trenchcoat · 6 months ago
    It might be a whole lot of candy if you come with me